A close-up of a man wearing a black hoodie with embroidered text 'cunt' against a solid black background.

Cunt (Blackout) Hoodie

$159.00

Definitely Not White

Measurements

This hoodie has an intentionally oversized, longline fit. Choose your usual size for the intended oversized style. Size down once for a closer fit.

Size	Length (cm)	Chest (cm)	Sleeve (cm)
XS	67	58	55
S	70	60.5	56
M	73	63	57
L	76	65.5	58
XL	79	68	59
2XL	82	70.5	60

Size	Length (in)	Chest (in)	Sleeve (in)
XS	26.4	22.8	21.7
S	27.6	23.8	22.0
M	28.7	24.8	22.4
L	29.9	25.8	22.8
XL	31.1	26.8	23.2
2XL	32.3	27.8	23.6

Length shoulder to hem Chest pit to pit Sleeve shoulder seam to cuff

All garments measured flat. Allow ±1–2cm for manufacturing variance.

XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL

Product variants

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Organic Cotton
Fabric

100% Recycled
Thread

Embroidered In
WA

Black-on-black embroidery keeps the word discreet from a distance. Subtle until someone looks twice. Made for family dinners, awkward introductions and anywhere plausible deniability helps.

Exclusive embroidered design
Heavyweight 420 GSM oversized hoodie
Stitched to order in WA

Sizing: I’m 186 cm tall, normally wear XL, and I’m wearing L here for a closer fit. Choose your usual size for the intended oversized look, or size down for a closer fit.

Features

Heavyweight 420 GSM
100% GOTS-certified organic cotton fabric
Embroidered with recycled thread
+10 charisma
Slim-line hidden pockets
Double-lined fleece
Oversized fit
Unisex
∞ Sex appeal
May result in being perceived

Shipping

Orders are stitched and dispatched within two business days. Australia Post standard delivery typically takes 3–8 business days after dispatch.

You'll be notified via email once your order has been handed to Australia Post. For more information, check out the full Shipping Policy.

Care Guide

It’s very important that you follow these instructions carefully! Like not watching Subway Surfers vids while reading the instructions important. If you don't pay attention and blast your garment with heat, it will shrink, and you will cry.

Cold gentle wash at 30°C or below.
Turn the hoodie inside out, use mild detergent and line dry.
Do not tumble dry or use bleach.
Do not iron directly over the embroidery.

FAQs and Support

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This exclusive design is embroidered in black-coloured thread across the chest that creates a subtle, very low contrast look against the black cotton fabric. A soft, internal double-layer stabiliser supports the stitches and creates a barrier between the embroidery and your skin. Happy days!

Cunt (Blackout) Hoodie

Definitely Not White / XS

$159.00

Your Questions Answered

Can I change my mind and return my order?

Yes! Change-of-mind returns and size exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn (beyond a quick try on), unwashed, clean and tagged.

See the Returns Policy for postage, refunds and faulty-item information.

What are your garments made of?

I use 100% certified-organic cotton for all garments. Organic means zero nonsense during production. It's natural, breathable and cloud-like... unlike your boss's personality.

The thread I embroider with is 100% GRS-certified recycled polyester. Why not cotton thread? Unfortunately, cotton embroidery thread is — to put it lightly — a liability. It cannot withstand the pressure of being stitched onto clothing, and even if it does, it won't look that good for very long. It snaps and it frays. What's the point if it doesn't last?

Recycled threads means less plastic in the landfills and in our waterways. I 🫶🏻 you turtles 🐢.

Why did the embroidered hoodie cross the road?

If you ever find out the answer please let me know so I can finish this section.

I’ve got another question…

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