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Man wearing black embroidered hoodie with text 'sweet treat slut'.
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Sweet Treat Slut Hoodie

$159.00
Colour
Size

Free Aussie Shipping

Organic Cotton
Fabric
100% Recycled
Thread
Embroidered In
WA

Sweet treats till I die 🤘

Embroidered with the restraint you don’t show at the bakery. It’s for the ones who would *bend over backwards* for a sweet treat (me too dw).

  • Embroidered design
  • Heavyweight 420 GSM oversized hoodie
  • Stitched to order in WA

Sizing: I’m 186 cm tall, normally wear XL, and I’m wearing L here for a closer fit. Choose your usual size for the intended oversized look, or size down for a closer fit.

Features
  • Heavyweight 420 GSM
  • 100% GOTS-certified organic cotton fabric
  • Embroidered with recycled thread
  • +10 charisma
  • Slim-line hidden pockets
  • Double-lined fleece
  • Oversized fit
  • Unisex
  • ∞ Sex appeal
  • May result in being perceived
Shipping

Orders are stitched and dispatched within two business days. Australia Post standard delivery typically takes 3–8 business days after dispatch.

You'll be notified via email once your order has been handed to Australia Post. For more information, check out the full Shipping Policy.

Care Guide

It’s very important that you follow these instructions carefully! Like not watching Subway Surfers vids while reading the instructions important. If you don't pay attention and blast your garment with heat, it will shrink, and you will cry.

  • Cold gentle wash at 30°C or below.
  • Turn the hoodie inside out, use mild detergent and line dry.
  • Do not tumble dry or use bleach.
  • Do not iron directly over the embroidery.
FAQs and Support

This exclusive design is embroidered in cream-coloured thread across the chest that creates a bold, high-contrast look against the black cotton fabric. A soft, internal double-layer stabiliser supports the stitches and creates a barrier between the embroidery and your skin. Happy days!

Your Questions Answered

Can I change my mind and return my order?

Yes! Change-of-mind returns and size exchanges are accepted within 14 days of delivery. Items must be unworn (beyond a quick try on), unwashed, clean and tagged.

See the Returns Policy for postage, refunds and faulty-item information.

What are your garments made of?

I use 100% certified-organic cotton for all garments. Organic means zero nonsense during production. It's natural, breathable and cloud-like... unlike your boss's personality.

The thread I embroider with is 100% GRS-certified recycled polyester. Why not cotton thread? Unfortunately, cotton embroidery thread is — to put it lightly — a liability. It cannot withstand the pressure of being stitched onto clothing, and even if it does, it won't look that good for very long. It snaps and it frays. What's the point if it doesn't last?

Recycled threads means less plastic in the landfills and in our waterways. I 🫶🏻 you turtles 🐢.

Why did the embroidered hoodie cross the road?

If you ever find out the answer please let me know so I can finish this section.

I’ve got another question…

Visit the FAQ & Support page for more information and how to contact me if needed (spammers and scammers need not apply).

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